What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the cow cross the road?
How do snowmen get information?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's the scariest letter?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?