What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Where would you put an injured insect?