What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
What are you studying in math?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What's the noisiest food?
Which dog belongs in a band?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?