Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance.
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What color are all the books in the library?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?