Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance.
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
How did the tree feel in spring?