Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What part of a football field is never the same?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the turkey cross the road?