What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?