What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
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What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What tea do footballers drink?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why are baseball games at night?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?