If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Where do chips wear socks?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What kind of bee do teachers love?