What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What sweet treat never panics?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?