What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why do elephants have trunks?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What did the snake name his daughter?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?