What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?