What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
A little chili.
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What birds make average students?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do nosey peppers do?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?