How does a squid go into battle?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What's the politest month?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
How do dog catchers get paid?