Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?