What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why was the math book sad?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...