What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
How do you get kids to do something?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Which insect makes the best father?