What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
I'm nuts about you!
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why are all priests fit?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why are grandkids so great?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a silly hill?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?