Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What tea do footballers drink?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Which elf is the best singer?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?