What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What building always gets stains on it?