Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What bird is always sad?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?