Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's the holiest insect?
What sound does a witch's car make?