What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What is the strongest animal?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.