What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What a re-leaf!
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
How does a penguin build its house?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?