What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Who invented fractions?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?