What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What does an evil hen lay?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?