Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Who invented fractions?
How do birds threaten one another?
How do you organize a space party?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?