What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're fun to hang around with.
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?