What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?