What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Your neigh-bor.
What's the most popular cat in New England?
How did the pirate call his mother?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What season begins with a thud?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?