What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
I have a crutch on you.
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?