Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
If anyone makes waves they just ride them off.
What birds make average students?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?