Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did spring break up with winter?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?