What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?