What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why do cows wear bells?