What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call a smelly horse?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you call a fly without wings?