Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Because moms are priceless.
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
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What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
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What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's the scariest letter?
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What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
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