What sport do horses love to play?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's the loudest sport?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?