What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do fairies always drink?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What car can't keep a secret?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What color are all the books in the library?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?