How much does freedom weigh?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?