What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why do bees gossip?
It's Crowded!
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?