Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
How long do chickens work?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's the slowest 5k?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
