Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
He's a great sturgeon.
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Where do kittens go to school?
What math figure is also in the band?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?