What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Which animal is the most religious?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Can February March?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?