Why are basketball courts always wet?
Because the players dribble all over it!
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What season begins with a thud?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How can you make 7 even?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?