How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why are grandkids so great?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Which plant has the best roar?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?