Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why are grandkids so great?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?