Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Which subject has two parts?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?