What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you see later, and the other one you see in a while!
How do you get kids to do something?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What does winter fat turn into?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?