What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you see later, and the other one you see in a while!
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Which bug is related to you?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?