What kind of bow can't be tied?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Which animal will never go bald?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?