What do sprinters eat before a race?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
How do baseball players always stay cool?