What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?