What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
How did the toad die?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.