What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
What country has the most fish?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What bird is always sad?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Which animal will never go bald?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?