What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What is the coolest country?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?