How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
It leaves behind a fowl smell.
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Where do ants go to eat?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?