Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why was the horse so happy?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
How do fleas travel?
What's the difference between weather and climate?