What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
They both have a lot of degrees.
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?