How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?