What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What is an insect's favorite game?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?