What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What bird is always sad?