Why did the echo get detention?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What event do spiders love to attend?