Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
When do astronauts eat?
What do elves learn in school?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What is the most adorable season?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?