What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call hiking college students?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did summer say to spring?