What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why are baseball games at night?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?